• Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.Jumpppp Innnn Fasttt.

• Dream of receiving jewelry & cloth

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dreamThat u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!Husband: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!

• Recently fired stock trader

A recently firedstock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…I have lost everythingandI still have my wife…”

• Husband tum kon ho?

Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai.

• Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife:suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?Husband: doosray doctor k paas.