sad sms

• whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,

blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

• After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice.

• ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES.

Shairy2

• Kitni Pagal Wo Larki thi

Kitni Pagal Wo Larki thi
Haanstay Haanstay Roo Perhty Thi …
Kitni Pagal Wo Larki Thi……
Us K Hoont To Chup Rehtay Thay ……
Aankho Se Baatain Karti Thi……
Chat Per Dhoop Mian Baithay Baithay……
Din Bhar Wo Sapnay Bunti Thi ……
Uljhi Yaadain Suljhanay Main …..
Saari Raat Ganwa Dete Thi ……
Kitna Tha Thehraoo Us Main …….
Lekin Wo Kitni Gehri Thi ……
Ek Din Chaltay Chaltay US Nai ……..
Mujh Se Koi Baat Kahi Thi …….
Aur Phir Raasta Ek Naya Tha …….
Us Ki Manzil Aur Koi Thi ……
Bilkul Waisay Phool Khilay Hain …….
Jaisay Wo Haansty Rehti Thi …….
Aab To Bhool Giya Houn ……
Per Us Per Ek Ghazal Likhi Thi…….

Shairy

• Khubsoorat Hain Woh Lub

Khubsoorat Hain Woh Lub
Jo Pyari Batein Kartey Hain
Khubsoorat Hai Woh Muskurahat
Jo Doosron Ke Chehron Per Bhi Muskan Saja De
Khubsoorat Hai Woh Dil
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Ko Samjhey
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Mein Tadpey
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Jazbat
Jo Kisi Ka Ehsaas Karein
Khubsoorat Hai Woh Ehsaas
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Ke Me Dawa Baney
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Batein
Jo Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhaein
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Ankhein
Jin Mein Pakezgi Ho
Sharm O Haya Ho
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Ansoo
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Ko
Mehsoos Kerke Beh Jae
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Hath
Jo Kisi Ko Mushkil
Waqat Mein Tham Lein
Khubsoorat Hain Woh Kadam
Jo Kisi Ki Madad Ke Liye
Aagey Badhein !!!!!
Khubsoorat Hai Woh Soch
Jo Kisi Ke Liye Acha Sochey
Khubsoorat Ho Tum
Jis Ko Khuda Ne Ye
Khubsoorati Ada Ki

• Dil ka haal
  

Jab do log ek doosre se pyaar karte hai,
Bin kahe har baat woh samajh jate hai,
Juban se toh kuch bhi kehte nahi hai,
Aankon se dil ka haal bata jate hai.

• Meri har baat
  

Meri har jaroorat ka dhyan rakhti ho tum,
Bin kahe har baat samajh jaati ho tum,
Iss kadar pyaar paya hai maine tumse,
Jab bhi saans loon yaad aati ho tum.

• Free of charge

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, Is this what I pay you for?

The manager replied: No, sir, this I do free of charge.

• I
  

IAC -- In any case
IAD8 -- It's a date
IC -- I See
ICQ -- I seek you
ICQ -- A chat program
IDK -- I don't know
IGotUBabe-- I've got you babe
IIRC -- If I recall correctly
ILU -- I love you
ILU2 -- I love you too
ILUA -- I love you alot
ILuvU Alwz&4evr -- I love you always and forever
IMO -- In my opinion
IMHO -- In my honest (or humble) opinion
IMBLuv -- It must be love
IMI -- I mean it
IMO -- In my opinion
IMTNG -- I am in a meeting
IM 4 U -- I am for you
Im :) 2hv Mt U -- I'm happy to have met you
IOU -- I owe you
IOW -- In other words
IRL -- In real life
Its F8 -- It's fate
IUSS -- If you say so
IYD -- In your dreams
IYKWIM - If you know what I mean

• T
  

T+ -- Think positive
TDTU -- Totally devoted to you
Thx -- Thanks
TIC -- Tongue in Cheek
Tks -- Thanks
TMIY -- Take me I'm yours
THNQ -- Thank you
TIA -- Thanks in advance
TLA -- Three letter acronym
TTFN -- Ta ta for now.
TTYL -- Talk to you later
TUL -- Tell you later
T2Go -- Time to go
T2ul -- Talk to you later

• O
  

OIC -- Oh, I see
OTOH -- On the other hand
O4U -- Only for you

• PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

• Munna bhai

Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

• kya re
  

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai.

• gham

do kadam to sab chal lete hai,
zindgi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata,
agar ro kar bhulai jati yaade,
to has kar koi gam na chupata.

• Zakham hi zakham diya

Barbad Kar Gaya Wo Zindgi Pyar K Naam se
Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa K Naam se
Zakhm Hi Zakhm Diye Usne Dawa K Naam se
Khud B Ro Para Wo Meri Mohabat K Anjam Se.

• Bewafai and dard sms

Waqt ki andhi main tufan badal jate hain,
Zindagi ki rahon main INSAN badal jatey hai,
Badalta nahi PYAAR kabhi,
Pyar karne wale INSAN badal jate hai…

• Ek ajnabi se

Ik ajnabi se najane kyun mujha pyar hai,
Inkar kar ka bhi muj ko ikrar hai,
Us ko pana
Shaid meri kismat main nahi,
Najane phir bhi har mor par usi ka intazar hai…!