• PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

• Munna bhai

Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

• kya re
  

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai.